I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
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i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
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If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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