Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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