it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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