I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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