dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
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He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
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How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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