what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
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can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
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The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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