So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
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Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
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I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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