Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
