i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
I need a burrito and a hug.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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