Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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