Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
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AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
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The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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