i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
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