Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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