i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
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