where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
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he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
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I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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