Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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