when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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