i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
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You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
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Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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