Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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