She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
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