The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
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Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
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It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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