You work out of a Hotel?
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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