Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Is it penis luge time yet?
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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