I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
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so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
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it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
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