do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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