It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
She's like a pop up book from hell.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
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