I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
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