I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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