so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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