I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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