i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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