its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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