I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
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im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
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call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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