I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
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I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
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I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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