No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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