Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
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You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
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Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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