I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
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Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
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Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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