I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I didn't shave. On purpose
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
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