Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
Randomize
