I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
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