when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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