he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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