There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
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You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
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You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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