I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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