I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I just found a bag of teeth...
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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