Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
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omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
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just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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