just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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