I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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