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(612): View more from Minnesota

Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.

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You just said the magic words

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two

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(847): View more from Illinois

Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook

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(252): View more from North Carolina

My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business

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(908): View more from New Jersey

I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.

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Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.

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(315): View more from New York

2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.

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