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• (847): View more from Illinois

  You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear

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  Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat

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• (386): View more from Florida

  First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.

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• (646): View more from New York

  the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....

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• (352): View more from Florida

  dude they were twins that means they were both only 17

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?

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• (561): View more from Florida

  She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge

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• (971): View more from Oregon

  I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.

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• (916): View more from California

  I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.

  (419): View more from Ohio

  You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.

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