You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
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definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
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In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.