i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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