called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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