C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
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