I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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